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agosto 08, 2006
MEDICAL ALERT
(Recebi agora há pouco, sabe cumé, o melhor sempre é prevenir)
THE U.S. CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL has issued a warning about a new, highly virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease that has been detected in Brazil. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of all civilized languages; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and homophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; total ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Brazil. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a small town in the northeastern state of Pernambuco, and has developed strength in the suburbs of São Paulo.
Beware of Gonorrhea Lectim, and take all precautions possible, in order not to be infected. The apex of this epidemic is expected to happen by October 2006, but its results and consequences will last for four more years...
Escrito por Rafael | agosto 8, 2006 10:29 PM
Comentário
hahahahhahahahhahahaha. rafa. ;)
Escrito por: patricia | agosto 12, 2006 02:48 AM
Olá, Rafael
existe esse negócio estranho da gente não votar num determinado sujeito e ter que aturar a liderança dele, se é que se pode dizer assim. Coisas de um sistema político igualmente estranho. Bem, estou escrevendo mesmo é para pedir permissão para colocar o Na Cara do Gol como link no meu blog. Ou seja, se alguém (quase ninguém) clicar lá, vai cair aqui. É isso.
Abraço,
Guga Schltze
Escrito por: Guga Schultze | agosto 25, 2006 03:08 AM